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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Its too late to apologize?

Thats what I'm gessing, given that a certain blog of mine remains having only three followers (Thank you, FlossingSunshine and Sharkie. Sunshine, this post is in no way reffering to you; Sharkie, I'm not done about you)

I do recall making two posts advertising and telling you to become followers of Ticket Booth Tales. I guess this shall be the fourth.
Hikari. DancingToast. Become. Followers. Now. !. !. !. Please. :).

And I just noticed that I have five followers on BTDT instead of six, and my five followers do not include one of the people who actually comment, and therefore, read BTDT. You know who you are. So follow. The rest of you, figure it out, and tell them to follow.
Please :)

Thank you. Now please enjoy a few words I have to tell you.

Bumblebee. Blueberry. Banana phone.
That will be all.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

THIS is why I don't watch television.

There are no good television shows on.
Only some, like Greys Anatomy and Glee.
And also because there are too many commercials.
Most of them are stupid.

Like yesterday, there was this commercial in which there were some people in this business meeting. And everytime the speaker turned his back on them these two people would start making out, and everytime he faced them they stopped. It somehow turned out to be a travel company commercial.

The other day, I saw another bad one. It started with this woman putting a bunch of make up on and saying how georgeous she looked. All of a sudden they show this car.

Another day, and I recall this one very clearly, I saw another good one. My friend had told me about it, so I kept out a close eye for it, and I actually saw it. It was this guy in front of this frozen pole, and this hillbilly next to him was like "Common, lick it, it won't stick," And right before the guys toungue touched the pole, this sign for this encyclopedia pops up.

Oh what has the world become...

-Wolfie

Saturday, February 20, 2010

In which the muffin man is allergic to wheat.

Oh my I havent posted in a long time.

It would be wierd if Lady Gaga had a poker party in which no one could read her poker face.

Just sayin.

I really do not know what to post about.

What about the Mets?

Oh who am I kidding I don't watch baseball on weekends.

Oh who am I kidding I don't watch sports on weekends.

Oh who am I kidding I don't watch sports.

Oh who am I kidding I don't watch television.

Oh who am I kidding I do.

Oh who am I kidding I am just trying to fill this post with fluff.

Man that was a poor choice of words.

-Wolfie

Monday, February 15, 2010

Note to self.

Remember to give yourself notes to self in order not to forget what to post about.

I have many random things to say because I just remembered about them.

Last week, when I was walking home from school, I walked past a red light and I noticed there was this little kid crying. I could have sworn that kid was saying
"I wanna die!"
I thought that was really emo especially for a kid of that age. Then I realized the kid was saying
"I wanna dog!"
Yeah, I should have known little kids don't suffer from depression that early on in life.

Also, last week when I was walking home from school (on a different day though) I felt something in my shoe. I didn't want to stop because I like getting home early. I walked and walked, each step making my foot ache more. When I got home, I realized I had a plastic spoon inside my shoe.

You all know who Susan Boyle is?
She's 48. Just thought I'd point that out.

I was looking at SporksAreUseless' random facts reference website, and I learned that elephants are the only mammals that can't jump. Elephants are the wickedest animals, after manatees. I mean they are just so elephanty. Dwarf elephants should have been invented by now. I mean its 2010! Where are all the flying cars? The least they should have invented are dwarf elephants. They would be so cool to own. Like poodle sized elephants.
Pig sized llamas.
Goldfish sized manatees.
Mantee sized goldfish.
Ew scratch that last one.

-Wolfie

Saturday, February 13, 2010

I will say this again.

Go to Ticket Booth Tales and become a follower.

Funny story time.

I look for a template for my new blog.
I look for an hour.
I find the perfect one, almost exact to the one I had in mind, with a gloomy beach and this bridge thing with these mountains besides it called "By the Sea".
I use it.
I spend an hour putting in details, like copying and pasting reviews I did in BTDT, listing movies, putting links, making widgets, etc...
I look at the end result and sigh in happiness.
I get an email from said Sharkie who informs me she decided to change her template.
I laughed.
I thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if she had the same template as me?"
Speak of the devil.
I go to Warm Summers Cold Winters and see she has the very same perfect gloomy beach/mountain template "By the Sea" that I had.
I feel bad and decide that it wasn't her fault.
I spend two hours looking for a new template.
I give up.
I go to bed after wasting four hours of blog decorating.

Anywhom, I am watching The Wolfman tonight. I am expecting to watch Valentine's Day and Percy Jackson and the Olympians: the Lightning Thief.

Ooops. Sorry. I'm talking about movies again.

-Wolfie

Friday, February 12, 2010

BouncingWolf takes a step towards... eh I don't really have a good title for this.

I have a short yet vital announcement to make. I have made an addition to my blog list. Why?

I know it is not all of you who enjoy my hobby of watching movies. I know. And, as I promised, and as evident, I have not changed BTDT to an all movie blog. But since I could not resist, I made a separate movie blog, so I can write about what I enjoy and please you, my faithful followers, with my randomness and funniness. I do ask you to become a follower of my new blog, Ticket Booth Tales, the link for which I provide bellow, even if you are not going to read it. But you already know that if you are looking for a movie to watch, you can visit TBT for a warming recomendation or a straight foreward warning.

http://ticketboothtales.blogspot.com/

Sincerily,

-Wolfie

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Not-So Genuine Song

Hey, hey, you, you, hello, hello; don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.


Now that it’s raining more than ever  feel the rain on your skin, but God does it feel so good! Imma be up in the club, it’s a party in the USA (I’ll be there) and I have got no service in the club you see, see; this was never the way the way I planned, not my intention. I’m like a bird, we’re flying first class, up in the sky somewhere over the rainbow, where there is love. We are the champions, we are strong, heartache to heartache, but we kick them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. I’ve been traveling down this road too long, I can’t go any further than this. Whoa, I never meant to brag, no one in the corner’s got a swagga’ like us, I’ve got that boom boom pow. You’re a heartbreaker, you’re a jerk, your toxic, so shut up and put your money where your mouth is. Marry me Juliet, I want your bad romance, imma tell you one time, why you so obsessed with me? I used to be love drunk, my daddy said I go to rehab but I say beat it. Somebody call nine one one cause I’m burnin’up, burnin’ up under my umbrella. Mama mia! Here we go again in New York, concrete jungle where we will, we will rock you. This used to be a funhouse and I’m here, to remind you, of the mess you left when you went away; guess this means you’re sorry, it’s too late to apologize.

I got this idea from DancingToast's punishment for not posting in Sporks Are Useless for nearly a week. Her post was basically all lyrics, the idea was my Parter-In-Crime's, Flossing Sunshine. I hope mine makes more sense than hers, because hers didn't make any sense. I'm sorry, but it didn't.
And if your a copyright agent, I guess I am obligated to say that none of this stuff belongs to me, but to Avril Lavigne, The Beatles, Rihanna, Jay-Z, Natasha Bettingfield, Paramore, The Black Eyed Peas, Miley Cyrus, Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nelly Furtado, Fergie, Harold Arlen & E.Y. Harbug, Queen, Pat Benatar, Ke$ha, Justin Timberlake, T.I., Kanye West, Lil Wayne, M.I.A., New Boyz, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey, Boys Like Girls, Amy Whinehouse, Sean Kingston, the Jonas Brothers, ABBA, Alicia Keys, P!nk, Alanis Morissette, Kelly Clarkson, and One Republic.

I have an update for my The Wolfman watching. I'll be watching it on Saturday.

-Wolfie

Monday, February 8, 2010

OHMAIGOSH IT'S HORROR MOVIE WEEKEND!


*lightning* *thunder* *lights go out* *sudden silence* *strange noise downstairs* *very femenine scream*

So the second weekend of every month is Horror Movie Weekend *lightning* *thunder* *lights go out* *sudden silence* *strange noise downstairs* *very femenine scream*, so I believe I will be watching The Wolfman this weekend, Friday I think.

I'm sorry I could not supply the trailer directly to BTDT but I am giving you the link.

I am more madly excited for Alice in Wonderland. Because its Alice. In Wonderland. How can you not love it. I bet its going to make more than $350,000,000 , and its stands here in the post as proof. I'm going to make a betting table on how much mone movies will make.

The Wolfman- more than $200,000
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief- more than $300,000,000
Alice in Wonderland- more than $350,000,000

If I loose any of these bets I shal make a review of Mean Girls as my punishment. If I lose two I shall review The Jonas Brother 3D concert movie thing as my punishment. If I lose three I shall review both.

-Wolfie

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Captain Sweeney Wonka the Hatter

Frankly, I am growing tired of Johnny Depp. Since (A.D.) 2,000 he as stared in Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, and now he will star in Alice in Wonderland. I mean he has played a drunk failish pirate, a chocolate freak, a serial killer barber, and now a mad hatter. How about if you give the other actors a chance to play cool roles? I'm sorry, Mr. Depp, but you are coming as a sort of Cool Role Hawk.
On the bright side he has variety.




-Wolfie

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I'm a bee watching the Oscars

I'm a bee, I'm bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm bee
I'm a bee, I'm bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm bee
I'm a bee, I'm bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm bee

I'm a bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a, I'm a bee
I'm a bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a, I'm a bee
I'm a bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a, I'm a bee

(fast forward >>>>>)

I'm a bee up in the hive
Flyin' where ever I want
I'm a bee, sippin' that honey
Stingin' and buzzing all night
Oh, lets hope I fly forever
Buzzin' in your ear when ever
On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and


*sighs* I'm sorry, self, but that parody was a fail.
The original song is so good. I myself am not a fan of rap, but how can you not like the Peas?

Oh I miss good parodies *clears throat* ya hear me, PWD crew?

I mean the Black Eyed Peas made the comeback of 2009, which, to me, pawned Britney Spear's comeback! I mean we all knew SHE was going to make a comeback, but the Black Eyed Peas just kinda dissolved, and all of a sudden, they just poof-ed back into the musical, soul food craving world, and I was like "Oh my! You people stille exsist!"

I wonder if Lady Gaga is gonna make one of those "By, ya'll, I'll see ya'll in a year. Buh-bye!"
That would be so cliche...

OhmaigoshawardseasoncontinuesastheAcademyAwardnominationscameouttwodaysago
Whoo-hoo
Avatar has 9 nominations, to my not-thrill
And *gasps* District 9 has a nomination for Best Picture
*double gasp* The Blind Side has a Best Picture nomination.
Up has a Best Picture nomination!
Well, there are ten Best Picture nominations this year...

Imma be rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-roma-romama-gaga-oh-la-la-ing for a long time because that song is stuck in my head, along with Imma Be and Thats Not My Name.

So Imma Be going now. Don't worry, not for a year. Only for a couple of days.

-Wolfie