Turn right. Turn left. Recalculating. Turn left. Turn left. Recalculating.

GPS- most obnoxious electrical devices. LEARN TO READ A MAP OR MEMORIZE YOUR ADDRESS, PEOPLE!


I only just noticed my incredible dislike for Global Positioning Systems. You cannot imagine the thousands of times that I have had to go to hotels or resorts or theme parks or WHATEVER and have had to deal with:

Turn left. Turn right. Turn left in ten point eight miles. Turn left in ten point five miles... (ALL-TOO-MUCH-TIME LATER) ...Turn left in zero point one miles. Recalculating. Recalculating.

Now try to imagine having to listem to the horrid unpleasant lyrics of Tik Tok too.

Wake up in the-Turn left. Turn left in- I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes toes- miles. Turn left in ten- Don't stop make it pop DJ blow my speakers... (ALL-TOO-MUCH-TIME LATER) ... With my hands up yeah you caught- Turn left in zero point one miles. No the party don't start till'- Recalculating. Recalc- Tick tick on the clock...

Now imagine that with the whining of my sister and the conversation of the others.

Wake up in the-Turn- I WANT MILK! Turn left in- I'm talkin' pedicure- And so the doctor tells- miles. Turn- I didn't belive him but- Don't stop make it- I WANT DORA!... (ALL-TOO-MUCH-TIME LATER) ... With my hands up- and the guy- Turn left in zero point- I NEED- the party don't start till'- Recalculating. Recalc- Tick tick on the clock...


So that went on for hours. Needless to say I got a headache.

-Wolfie

Cough Cough! Weeze...

Ya I got a cold. Too much AC I tell you.... Well sorry I missed Storytimetime day. But I still have a story...
I was at **this information has been excluded due to its confidentiality** the other day. I finally got a vacation. So me and my family were in the living room watching Star Trek (nerd power) when suddenly the light goes out. And then we see this flickering light by the door. And its the only light, and we are all silent staring at the light attempting not to panic. It was hilarious. It was silent for like a minute then I was like "Im sorry but this is creepy" then we all started to yell. It turns out that the light was a reflection on a mirrow next to the door of my aunts cellfone which was on silent and someone was calling her. That whole weekend the power was out. We had to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, bathe, and read in darkness... And when the light came back on we realized that we had each slept in the wrong rooms. Eh.
So ya Wolfie is sick. Be jealous. I havent watched New Moon yet, I will soon though, and Im also gonna watch The Blind Side.
-Wolfie

And So TTACD Begins

Yay! This is the grand opening of Turn The Air Conditioning Down! Now I finally can actually have a blog instead of just reading my friend's blogs. Oh exitement! Get ready to read a lot of randomeness, my very unimportant-yet-crucial opinions, and the odd events in the life of Bouncing Wolf.
Eh don't you just hate it when places have too much air conditioning? Like movie theaters. I don't know why they have to put the AC's at like 60 degrees. Its like they want to give everyone colds (which by the way always stay in your body once you get them. They haven't found a cure for the common cold yet. Ugh, I know, right? I mean they come up for cures for the flu, chicken pox, pink eye, and all of those complicated deseases but not THE COMMON COLD? I mean you are sitting right now with the common cold, only you can't really tell. Creepy right. Well don't blame me. I always thought Albert Einstein figured out the cure...). Like a week ago I was going to a water park, but it started thundering (the staff was like "thunder is a major hazard in water parks. One in every a thousand people get struck by lighting, and water gives a broad..." blah blah blah.) so I went to the movie theater, cause I have brought a change of clothes. Only I didn't bring shoes, so I went in with flipflops. When I left, my feet were that creepy shade of pale blue.
And the movie (harry potter 6) was very good to. I had seen a couple of times before, but I was with my cousins, and they hadn't seen it, so I was like watever. So even though my feet turned into a pair of popsicles, I enjoyed it.
-Wolf