Politics, Holidays, and Christine O'Donnell, who is NOT a witch.

This week, our World Geography class had us vote for every election currently happening in the state of Florida. I was expecting seeing a pole with Governor, Senator, and all that basic stuff, but the categories were never ending. I don't see the point in the Schools System having students do this, for practically all of us (well me, anyway) saw little scribles instead of the thousands of unfamiliar names the polls asked us about. There was only one name I recognized, and that was Charlie Christ. So I think you can guess for whom I voted for Senator.

I really hope you don't think I am some sort of illiterate and arrogant college student living in a messy college dorm who has no knowledge about politics, because I have not yet reached the age in which I can vote. I "voted" for a Schools poll. It was very unreasonable. And it reminded me of a discussion we had in World History the other day on whether or not kids should be able to vote. Half of the people were in favor of this, and the more I think about it, the more utterly ridicuolous, preposterous, and laughable this thought becomes. Most of the defence statements made had to do with "we will be affected too" and "we are better educated than some adults out there."

ha.

Ha.

HA.

Humor me.

And this isn't me being full of myself by comparing myself to my mostly naive peers, for I won't even pretend I know half of the terms I hear on CNN, and confess I find politics to be one of the most boring things I can put my mind on. My complete stupidity towards politics was made clear to me when I began to search amongst the list of candidates for the numerous polls for the name "Christine O'Donnell." Later, I found out Christine O'Donnell was running for Delaware Senator. Delware is very far away from Florida.

The reason I was so interested in voting for Christine O'Donnell was because I saw a very peculiar add on the interenet endorsing her (once again my ignorance towards politics is displayed by my method for choosing whom to vote for.) In the add, the first thing she says is "I'm not a witch." And, of course, the first think that pops into my mind was...

They've been asking you what you'll be for Halloween too?

And then...

Shoot Halloween is this weekend!

Halloween has never been, is not, and never will be one of my favored holidays. Why?

1) I have to make a decision on what dress up as, and after the first decade or so, my creativity begins to drain.
2) I have to buy/make a costume. Ugh.
3) Candy is not something I am as attached to as most people are.
4) The idea of me having to prepare so drastically for an evening that consists of me walking all over the neighboorhood asking people for their treats, and offering an alterate option of tricks, makes me tired to even think about in itself
5) Just.... ughhh.

And while when the faithful evening does come I do always come along to having a very good time, I still don't consider it something to necessarily look forward to. I look forward to Fridays. I look forward to movies. I look forward to vacations. I look forward to finishing a project/assignment for the sole purpose of not having to waste time and life on it any longer. I do not ever quite look forward to Halloween.  Its more like one of those things you force yourself to do because you know you will end up enjoying it.

So when Christine O'Donnell says "I'm not a witch," I know that it is not because of the fact that her opponents often attack her with the fact that she used to dwell in witchcraft as a young adult, but because she too is tired of people asking her what she will be for Halloween, for she (like me) does not find much interest in the holiday.

However, I am afraid I am not completely sure on how to enterpret the part where she says "I'm you." She repeats this several times, so I think this must be the prominent message of the add, and the only coherent and relevant enterpretations of this I have are either:
a) She has identity crissis.
b) She is giving us permission to be her.

I am going to say that she meant option B, because it is more far more interesting and drastically less disturbing than option A, so since I now am Christine O'Donnell, I can legally say this:

I'm Chirstine O'Donnell, and I approve this message.
And I'm not a witch.

Buckle up for 2010

Oh yes, all of you superstitious people, we are one year closer to "the end of time".

But the important thing is, THE NEW DECADE BEGINS!!!!!!

Yet, before we get all excited for 2010, I think we must take a look back at 2009.

I think we can all agree that 2009 was both a happy and sad year. There was the first African American president (and ol' Bush is not in the big seat anymore). But there was also the Summer of Death, in which a bunch of famous people died. But to wrap it all up, here is a poem by me myself and I.

Au revoir, 2009

What a year that was so fine.

Now here is a long review

For everyone and me and you

Obama is the forty four

MJ’s not alive no more

Small Balloon Boy’s parents lied

“Avada Kadavra!” old Snape cried

Kanye took the microphone

Taylor Swift’s sadness was shown

Sully landed on the Hudson River

The water made the people shiver.

The recession hit real hard

Chris made Rihanna raise her guard

The Swine Flu really gave a scare

Lady Gaga left untouched her hair

But her outfits raised a doubt

Yet her tour became sold out

Black Eyed Peas reunited

And made all of their fans excited

Tiger has too many lovers

His secret he no longer covers

American Idol season ends

Adam Lambert shows his trends

New Moon movie hits the big screen

Jacob Black makes all the girls scream

Susan Boyle earns her fame

Octomom famous became

What a fuss about health care

Foreclosures are now everywhere

To Ted Kennedy a big goodbye

Farrah’s death made people cry

We will not forget MJ’s days

And who can forget Billy Mays

Now step aside 2009

It’s the new decade’s time to shine


So I would like to wish everyone a happy new year and the best for 2010.

-Wolfie

Turn right. Turn left. Recalculating. Turn left. Turn left. Recalculating.

GPS- most obnoxious electrical devices. LEARN TO READ A MAP OR MEMORIZE YOUR ADDRESS, PEOPLE!


I only just noticed my incredible dislike for Global Positioning Systems. You cannot imagine the thousands of times that I have had to go to hotels or resorts or theme parks or WHATEVER and have had to deal with:

Turn left. Turn right. Turn left in ten point eight miles. Turn left in ten point five miles... (ALL-TOO-MUCH-TIME LATER) ...Turn left in zero point one miles. Recalculating. Recalculating.

Now try to imagine having to listem to the horrid unpleasant lyrics of Tik Tok too.

Wake up in the-Turn left. Turn left in- I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes toes- miles. Turn left in ten- Don't stop make it pop DJ blow my speakers... (ALL-TOO-MUCH-TIME LATER) ... With my hands up yeah you caught- Turn left in zero point one miles. No the party don't start till'- Recalculating. Recalc- Tick tick on the clock...

Now imagine that with the whining of my sister and the conversation of the others.

Wake up in the-Turn- I WANT MILK! Turn left in- I'm talkin' pedicure- And so the doctor tells- miles. Turn- I didn't belive him but- Don't stop make it- I WANT DORA!... (ALL-TOO-MUCH-TIME LATER) ... With my hands up- and the guy- Turn left in zero point- I NEED- the party don't start till'- Recalculating. Recalc- Tick tick on the clock...


So that went on for hours. Needless to say I got a headache.

-Wolfie

Everybody Loves Random Dog and Hogwarts

So picture this: 1 AM in the morning, Christmas Day. Our guests are leaving from our Christmas Eve party, and then this random dog just shows up. And its really cute yet big yet really tame. And it is obviously lost, because it has a collar (but no tag), and it was groomed and bathed. We were like ugh. Its not as if we were going to let it roam outside in the street, so we let it in our backyard. Its not like we were particularly thrilled to have another dog to take care of, on Christmas. But everyone fell in love with it and no one wanted to leave it outside. During the night, it broke out screen. But not on purpose, of course, it was just nervous because it was lost.
We had not clue on whose it was, but since we felt bad, we began looking for the owners at like 9 AM. We intergotated like tons of neighboors and like stalked a bunch of cars to ask the people if they knew who the dog belonged to (it was Christmas morning. not that many people are outside) We found the owners after one hour only. Ya. Bam. Be jealous. Only Inspector Wolfie here can accomplish that. They were really unlucky. The dog escaped on Christmas on the one day that they took his tag off to repair it.
Anyways, I got the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince video game for Christmas. I am addicted. BECAUSE ITS AWSEOME! The gameplay PWNS, and it had a bunch of cool features like making potions and dueling, but what really makes it awsome is Hogwarts. Its huge and really complete. It has every staircase, room, corridor, courtyard, bridge, commonroom, and outside thing that was in the books, movies, and they even added more stuff to make it even bigger and better. I got lost. And I don't easily get lost in Hogwarts. So that's to show you how big it is. And its really accurate.
Well I hope you had a Merry Christams!

-Wolfie

ITS 1:00 AM AND WE DON'T CARE!

Bonjour! It's like 1:00 AM on Christmas Day, and I am not tired! It was really fun yesterday (though it is still going on). How was your Christmas/Holiday? I can't wait to wake up today and try on my new rollerskates.
Winter break is too awesome.
I got this new iPod speaker system, and we were listening to Bad Romance at like the highest possible level. AND NO WE DONT CARE IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP, NEIGHBORS! I have this huge pile of clothes in my bed now. Which is wierd. Ten years ago it was a pile of a bunch of toys that I would never use in the years to come.
It doesn't seem like the people are going to leave anytime soon, so we might watch a Harry Potter movie. We don't care if its 1:00 AM.
We are going to edit our cheesy and crudely made fiften minute horror film. Its really lame, but we don't care. It's about how I died because I didn't forward this message.
Ya I got to go take an Advil because Bad Romance is still on at the highest level on the speaker system and is still on replay.

Merry Christmas for all of you out there who celebrate it.

-Wolfie

How about we text some radio station all night?

^how about we not?^

RANDOMNESS: LOBSTERS ARE CANNIBALISTIC

You all know Lady Gaga? Well she is having this New Year's Eve concert thing. And yesterday this radio station was giving out free tickets to the 100th texter. And I was listening to *insert radio station here* and people were calling in saying how they were gonna text for the tickets all night. I mean, come on! It's nothing against Lady Gaga, but seriously? All night? Is that really necessary? I mean who ever wins those things anyways? It's like the lottery. Except, of course, you have more chance. But still. And it's not like Lady Gaga is going to stop doing concerts all out of the blue. She isn't going to stop comming out with somewhat gross songs and wierd costumes, trust me. And don't get me wrong, it's nothing against her, I love her music too, but I'm just saying...

Anyways, lately, a lot of my friends have been saying to me that they were so sad and that their heart was broken and that BLAHBLAHBLAH! Seriously, I can't stand people who are exageratedly sad for stupid reasons. If your heart was really broken, you would be dead, so shut up! It really annoys me because they actually think it is a big deal and it's not an I-want-attention-so-look-at-me thing. Cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it!

So most of you people visit Wikipedia more than any other site, according to the poll. I use it alot, too, but I use Google more. Wikipedia can be frustrating because it has too many links. I'll go from researching Lady Gaga to researching forks.

Anyways, I'll probably post tomorrow (Christmas Eve) night, and/or Christmas Day. Until then, au revoir!

-Wolfie

Insert money through slot in swine.

I really want it to get colder. It is really hot here in *insert location*! Well not reallly hot, its just too hot for winter. I WANT COLD!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! The atmosphere is very holiday-y. And 2010 is comming up, which is exciting. I hear people in school saying: Oh no, 2012 is a year closer. People, the world won't end in 2012! Take a chill pill. It's so superstious. I don't believe in that mumbo-jumbo. Which is wierd because I belive in karma and in all those things that cause bad luck.

Anyways, I was thinking piggy banks are the wickedest objects. I mean you put your money in a pig. How originally awesome is that? I have this cool Bahamas one that has a beach with a bunch of palm trees in it and stuff. Its really cool. I never use it, but still, sometimes I'll out a dime or something in there just for the heck of it.
And speaking of pigs, the whole swineflu/h1n1 virus isn't so talked about anymore. People have calmed down from the neat-freakishness that the whole swine flu thing caused them to develope.

I've got to go. Destiny calls. Till we meet again (or till I next post), au revoir.

-Wolfie

You and I must make a pact.

We must bring salvation back. Were there is love, I'll be there.
Lol sorry Im in an MJ mood.
Happy Late Turkey Day! Hope you people had a good, overly-high-air-conditioning-free Thanksgiving.
So Black Friday was yesterday, and there were people nearly murdering themselves for 75% off label makers. The mall was packed. It was as if though it was Obama's inaguration or something...
Well November, the month of turkey, orange leaves, and pillgrims is almost over, and the month of holidays, days off, reindeer, and candles is almost here.
Oprah is ending her show in like 2011! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There wont be more people to interview Lady Gaga and Betty Crocker and John McCain and Stephany Meyer anymore!
2012 was terrible, it had no plot, and was scientifically inaccurate. Old Dogs was beyond terrible. A Christmas Carol was okay, and I still need to watch New Moon and the Blind Side. Paranormal Activity I need to see, too. My friend watched it and said it was really scary.
So big anouncement:
Im gonna put multiple polls out for the officiall TTACD things, so vote.
So Im gonna put the new polls up, so until my next post: live long and prosper.
-Wolfie

Cough Cough! Weeze...

Ya I got a cold. Too much AC I tell you.... Well sorry I missed Storytimetime day. But I still have a story...
I was at **this information has been excluded due to its confidentiality** the other day. I finally got a vacation. So me and my family were in the living room watching Star Trek (nerd power) when suddenly the light goes out. And then we see this flickering light by the door. And its the only light, and we are all silent staring at the light attempting not to panic. It was hilarious. It was silent for like a minute then I was like "Im sorry but this is creepy" then we all started to yell. It turns out that the light was a reflection on a mirrow next to the door of my aunts cellfone which was on silent and someone was calling her. That whole weekend the power was out. We had to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, bathe, and read in darkness... And when the light came back on we realized that we had each slept in the wrong rooms. Eh.
So ya Wolfie is sick. Be jealous. I havent watched New Moon yet, I will soon though, and Im also gonna watch The Blind Side.
-Wolfie