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Monday, August 29, 2011

My Coverege of Yesterday's Drunk Celebrity Reunion

So Imma try to actually use this blog again.

Lets get over the fact that I haven't posted in months right now. Please.

So the MTV Video Music Awards were held yesterday, and they kinda weren't really that good at all. I guess I too high expectations, even though on the other hand I don't know if I even had expectations at all.

I remember that the only thing memorable from last' years VMAs was that Lady Gaga won basically everything, had a meat dress, and that Cher was there. Besides that I am pretty sure that everything else sucked, but whatever. I guess that because Lady Gaga won everything last year, and the fact that she had a really scandalous "yo i just hung myself and im all bloody now" performance in 2009, MTV decided to have her back and open the show. Her opening performance was You and I (which is the second to best single she has released from Born This Way) dressed as her alter ego, Joe Calderone, that to anyone who isn't completely obsessed with is just a Man Gaga. It was a neat performance, she sung well, but it was just kind of awkward. I mean she was like throwing bear around and smoking what I assume is a fake joint, and at one point she even fell off the piano (cue Adele's "did she just fall or is this part of these American's crazy s***?" face.) I'm not really sure that I was into her rock and roll version of the song either, but for what it was it was pretty neat. The fact that it was strangely creative and interesting and omg-no-ones-ever-done-this-before kind of compensated for its flaws, even though there was that "celebrities smile akwardly at each other while trying to make sence of wtf just happened" moment afterwards.

The show had no host either, and it consisted of celebrity appearances in which awkward jokes were made. Lady Gaga kept popping out from no where in her Man Gaga costume (still in character) which was got kind of annoying, because I think its safe to say that by the middle of the show people actually wanted to see Lady Gaga and not Joe Calderone, and actually see here wear some meat and what not. It was cute at first, but the cuteness wore off.

It got progressively clearer that Gaga, like pretty much everyone else in attendance, was drunk and or high. After the first forty five minutes the show wavered into being an unmemorable drunken mess, with celebrities going onstage and laughing at their own pathetic jokes and acting as if though they were in a bar.

Then there was the complete and utter fail that was the Britney Spears tribute. Any other decent awards show, which might make other famous singers and or the singer themselves perform their songs, or at least clips of celebrities speaking of the person in question. But this was something else. It began with drunken Man Gaga making a really awkward speech involving Britney spears posters (still in her now obnoxious man character.) She then introduced Britney, who barely made a speech at all and was constantly interupted by Gaga. Then there was the fail performance by these little girls who were made to dress up like Britney and dance to one of her songs - which in my opinion was the creepiest way to pay homage to an artist that anyone could have come up with.

Other not-so-highlights were Justin Bieber thanking "not only God but also Jesus" (I don't think I even need to comment,) Tyler the Creator embarking in a full throttle cursing shoutout after winning Best New Artist, Jonah Hill making an awfully unfunny series of jokes about how some people thought that he would no longer be funny now that he lost weight, and Katy Perry accepting the Video of the Year with a stupid looking giant yellow cube above her head for a video in which she danced around in place while fireworks shooted out of her chest.

The whole thing was a fail.