Note to self.

Remember to give yourself notes to self in order not to forget what to post about.

I have many random things to say because I just remembered about them.

Last week, when I was walking home from school, I walked past a red light and I noticed there was this little kid crying. I could have sworn that kid was saying
"I wanna die!"
I thought that was really emo especially for a kid of that age. Then I realized the kid was saying
"I wanna dog!"
Yeah, I should have known little kids don't suffer from depression that early on in life.

Also, last week when I was walking home from school (on a different day though) I felt something in my shoe. I didn't want to stop because I like getting home early. I walked and walked, each step making my foot ache more. When I got home, I realized I had a plastic spoon inside my shoe.

You all know who Susan Boyle is?
She's 48. Just thought I'd point that out.

I was looking at SporksAreUseless' random facts reference website, and I learned that elephants are the only mammals that can't jump. Elephants are the wickedest animals, after manatees. I mean they are just so elephanty. Dwarf elephants should have been invented by now. I mean its 2010! Where are all the flying cars? The least they should have invented are dwarf elephants. They would be so cool to own. Like poodle sized elephants.
Pig sized llamas.
Goldfish sized manatees.
Mantee sized goldfish.
Ew scratch that last one.

-Wolfie