Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince vs. New Moon

Just like Arnold Shwartzinager vs. Paris Hilton, huh?

There pends the question in mind. Fantasy vs. Romance.... hmmm.... which one. Well put it like this. Comedy/fantasy vs. Romance. hmmmm... Not good enough for you? Lets see.... Comedy/Fantasy/critically acclaimed vs. Romance/Critically Panned. Not good enough? Gosh its hard to believe what a couple of shirtless actors can do to some of you ladies out there....

If critics don't quite make up your mind, perhaps the word of general everyday people can. If not, then take the word of professional wolf bouncer Bouncing Wolf.
My summaries of both movies(that is, if one of them doesn't qualify as male model documentary)

New Moon: At her birthday party, Bella Swan gets a paper cut. Add insult to injury, Bella is attacked by Jasper Cullen. Because of the terrible tragedy involving this almost fatal and tear jerking insident, Edward Cullen ends his relationship with Bella. Due to this intensly tragic break up, Bella becomes depressed for several months due to her inability to move on in life. The desperate straits that an obsessed teenage will go to to catch a glimpse of her ex vampire boyfriend are demonstrated as Bella becomes what I describe as suicidal, comiting dangerous acts such as jumping off cliffs. Not to leave out that professional shirt-taker-offer Jacob Black comes in the picture, to make a Vampire vs. Werewolf escence. Through a series of miscommunications, Edward believes Bella killed herself, he tries to kill himself by exposing himself shirtless in a vampire government fascility: a mix between a Romeo and Juliet climax cliche and a messed up deodorant comercial. In the course of this plot line, Edward asks Bella to marry him and- The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Directed by Chris Weitz, Produced by Mark Morgan... *credits continue*

Half-Blood Prince: Death Eaters wreak havoc in London as both the Wizarding and Muggle communities become less safe due to the sudden and unexpected rise of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Back at the failed romantic encounter between a boy with a lighting shaped scar and a bubbly waitress, Professor Dumbledoor recruits Harry Potter for a task. In a mix between a wicked Star Trek teleportation and the effect of time travel demonstrated in Deja Vu, the pair arrive at the house of Horace Slughorn, who after due negotiation, agrees to return to Hogwarts as a teacher. Draco Malfoy recieves a mission from the Dark Lord, though apprehensive Mrs. Malfoy seeks help from aways-known-bad-guy-but-no-proof-until-now Severus Snape, who is revealed to be a Death Eater. Once back at the familiar castle, the Harry Ron and Hermione trio embark in a boat like no other: S.S. Teen Drama. Hormones rage across ramparts as newcomer Lavander Brown comes in the picture and Ron finally gets a girlfriend and both engage in the act of 'snogging', an appropriate sounding word that accurately discribes the more vulgar version of kissing that these British teens do. Also, Harry recieves help from the mysterious Half-Blood Prince via the Prince's textbook, which also contains many dangerous spells, one of which causes an insident involving a whiny blonde and Snape. In the midst of this drama, Harry takes classes with Professor Dumbledoor in the quest to find the key to Voldemort's past. To do this, Harry must persuade Slughorn to give in a memory. An ashamed Slughorn finally gives in. After witnessing the heart stopping memory, Harry and Dumbledore go on a mission to retrieve a 'horcrux', a piece of Voldys soul trapped in an object and one of seven others that must be destroyed in order for Voldy to die, in a seaside cave. They encounter a crowd of semi-dead bodies in a scene that brings back flashbacks f Gollum from the Lord of the Rings. After a long battle, they retrive the horcrux and head back to Hogwarts, were Dumbledore is killed in a shocker scene by Snape. After a short battle which reveals the identity of the Prince, Snape, the Potter trio head to the astronomy tower in the final scene that reveals a counterfeit horcrux. The trio agrees upon not comming back to Hogwarts next year in order to complete the task Dumbledore startes- destroying the horcruxes.

Now, you choose. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince vs. New Moon. If you choose the second choice, I am honeslty stunned at how easily a shirtless guy can desieve you.

-Wolfie