Your entertainment, provided by the Grinch

I have a trick for getting rid of itches. Wherever it itches, slap it. As tremendoulsy absurd as it sounds, it works. The pain gets in the way of the itch, and it creates a very reliefing sensation; the pain doesnt feel like pain, so its a good trick. Or you can put the water in the shower to its hottest point and put the insect bite/source of itch right into the water. But sometimes you get burnt... But it works well too. I prefer the first method though, though it might seem kinda emo...

I was looking at the iTunes charts, and at #29 was the song 'In My Head' by Jason Derulo, but it had a picture of Beyonce, and on #30 was 'Sweet Dreams' by Beyonce with a picture of some rapper. Then I noticed that over the song entitled 'Christams Carol' was a picture of a shirtless Flo-rida. Then, there was song 'The Chanukah Song' by Adam Sandler (I know, bizzare...) was a picture of a woman that looked like she belong in the sixties.... Over the song 'For Your Entertainment' by Adam Lambert was a picture of the Grinch.

I know, odd.

-Wolfie